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 Vive La France!
My name is Dr. Horatio Artemis Hand.
With several Doctor of Divinity Degrees, a Ph.D., M.D., and various Master's degrees from accredited institutions, I am uniquely qualified as the preeminent authority in the field of juvenile discipline. Combining a set of theological, scientific, and psychological principles to this field, my theories attempt to advance time-honored, Christian and Old Testament child-rearing habits into the 21st Century and beyond.
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Through this Website, I will familiarize you with The Smote by The Hand of God Compound, allowing you a rare glimpse into the wonderful world of Dynamic Christian Philosophical Doctrine, as applied to the youth of today.
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This Website will be an ongoing endeavor, just as the erection of The Smote Compound has been my life's work, so I beg visitors to have patience with my attempts, and to offer suggestions so that this dream can become a reality.
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Above all, remember that children are our future. The little ones need to be exposed to God, brought to him, forced to submit to His Divine Will and molded into obedient followers, for without this rigorous training, they will fall prey to sin, not unlike the savages who will burn in hell for their ignorance.
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Thank you for your Christian support and contributions, for without strict juvenile discipline, the children of the world shall be cast forever into Satan's lake of fire.
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Dr. Horatio Artemis Hand
SMOTE Compound, 27 Day of Our Lord, November, 2000
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